Nui ka wahine a ke kāne - ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke hōʻoluʻolu iā ia. Ua kaulana loa kāna puʻu i waena o nā kānaka. Makemake ke kāne i nā hua, no laila ʻono ʻo ia i ka sperm o nā poʻe ʻē aʻe no ka ʻaina kakahiaka. No ke aha, he mea like loa ia! Hele mai nā mea aloha a hele, akā noho ke kāne. ʻAʻole like kēia wahine e hele ana i ka hana ma kahi-ʻaʻole ʻo ia he wahine hoʻokamakama, e lawe kālā no kēlā. No ia, he leʻaleʻa ke kū ʻana, ʻaʻole he hana!
ʻO kahi ʻekolu me nā kaikamahine ʻelua he kumuhana maikaʻi loa no ke kāne maoli. A ʻoi aku ka nani o nā kaikamahine ʻelua e like me kēia. Nui ka makemake o nā brunettes, wehe lākou iā lākou iho, hoʻonāukiuki i ke kāne ponoʻī, ʻike maopopo lākou i kā lākou makemake. He akua ka mimi ʻelua, hoʻokahi moa e omo ana a me nā kinipōpō ʻē aʻe. I loko koke o ka anus me ka haki ʻole, ʻaʻole hiki i nā mea a pau. Aloha au i ka wā e ʻike ai nā kaikamahine a ʻaʻole pono i nā ʻōlelo aʻoaʻo.
E ʻae wau iā ʻoe e omo ia.)