ʻO wai ka mea makemake ʻole e hoʻāla ʻia me ka ʻoluʻolu a me ka ʻoluʻolu i ke kakahiaka e kahi lede nani? He maikaʻi wale nā ʻuʻu o ka Lede, ʻaʻole hiki ke hele ma waho me ka ʻole o ka haki ʻana iā lākou me kāu dick! Ua hoʻomaka maikaʻi ke kakahiaka no ka male, manaʻo wau e maikaʻi ka lā holoʻokoʻa! 'Ōlelo pinepine au i kaʻu lede inā ua hoʻopaʻa ʻia ʻoe i ke kakahiaka, ʻaʻohe pono e manaʻo i ka lā āpau a hiki i ke ahiahi! A i ʻole he ʻano ʻē aʻe paha? Ma hope paha, aia ʻo ia i ka hana i ka lā a pau e kali wale ana no ka hoʻomau ʻana o ka fuck i ke ahiahi?
Hāʻawi mau kahi ʻekolu i nā manaʻo hou, hoʻonāukiuki i ke koko. Nani maoli ka hoki a ke kaikamahine ʻAsia. Makemake wau e hana iā ia iho. ʻAʻole naʻe nā kaikamahine ʻulaʻula a pau e lawe i ka puʻu: makaʻu lākou, ʻeke. Akā maikaʻi kēia. Hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻōlelo maikaʻi iā ia. ʻAe, no ke aha he mea ʻole ia i ke ola maoli?! Ma ka liʻiliʻi maʻaneʻi hiki iāʻoe ke hoʻomaha i ka piha a nānā i nā kaikamāhineʻaʻole wale i nā jeans a me nāʻaʻahu, akā he'ōlohelohe.
He ala maikaʻi loa nā wāhine kahiko e moe ai. He kino maikaʻi ke kino a ʻaʻohe pono e hoʻohuli - e kamaʻilio ʻo ia i kekahi i ka moekolohe!