A ua maikaʻi ka nerd! Ua manaʻo wau ua palu ʻo ia i kāna ʻāʻī. Huli 'o ia i ka anal gourmet. Ua hoʻokuʻu ʻo ia iā ia a hiki i luna o kona ʻōpū. ʻIke ʻia ʻaʻole kēia ka manawa mua i hoʻāʻo ai ka poʻe ipo - ʻaʻole ʻo ka uʻakū i kona komo ʻana mai. Paʻi au i kona ʻāʻī i mea e ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o kona kowali. E hana ʻo ia i ka mea kūpono me kona waha. E hoʻomaʻamaʻa iā ia i ka lilo ʻana i wahine palaka.
Kahaha mānoanoa hoki i loko o kahi liʻiliʻi liʻiliʻi o ka wahine, maikaʻi o ka mea hoihoi koke e hana iā ia i ka anus! ʻO ia ʻano hiʻohiʻona e hoʻonāukiuki koke iā ia, he ʻano kino leo ʻokoʻa. ʻAʻole maopopo iaʻu me ka labia wale nō, no ka mea, ua kikoo loa lākou, ʻaʻole hiki! Ma ke ala, ʻo kona anus ma hope o ka moekolohe ʻana me he tunnel no kahi ala kaʻa pāʻani. Akā, he aha ka ʻike moe kolohe i loaʻa i kēia lede ʻōpio, ʻaʻole hiki ke hilinaʻi ʻia!
Ke kali nei ka poʻe naʻaupō ʻekolu i ke kāne e cum me he mea lā he mea kupua ke ʻai ke kāne