Pono kēlā me kēia kaikamahine i ka poʻe e mahalo i kona nani, e nānā iā ia e like me ka pipi, e hoʻohana i kāna mau leʻaleʻa. Akā, ʻo ka hū ʻana ma hope ona a i ʻole ka hahau ʻana i ka muffin he mea hōʻino i kona ʻano wahine. No laila, hāʻule ʻo ia i kahi negro me kahi phallus nui. ʻO ka mua, e hoʻi hou i kāna keikikāne no ka hōʻole ʻana iā ia, a ʻo ka lua, e hoʻokuʻu i ke kāne ʻē aʻe me kāna pume. Manaʻo ʻoe ua minamina lākou no ka hohola ʻana i ko lākou mau wāwae? ʻAe, pono nā kaikamāhine i nā ʻano like ʻole - a ʻo ka luuluu ka mea e ʻelemakule ai lākou. ʻO ka ʻōpio ka mea nui loa iā lākou!
He niho momona ko ke keiki. E hoʻokuʻu i kou poke i waho, e loaʻa ana iā ʻoe kahi dick maoli ma waena o kou mau wāwae. ʻAʻole pono ʻo ia e hana nui e pili ana i ia mea, ua ʻike ʻia nā mea a pau nona ka ʻāpana pulu. Inā ʻo wau ʻo ia, e pīpī wau i kēlā helehelena nani - pono nā ʻohana e pale iā lākou iho.
Ua hoʻoholo ke kaikunāne o kahi papa kula ʻaʻole e kūʻai aku i kona mau maka a ua hoʻomāʻewaʻewa i ka hoaaloha a kona kaikuahine. A i ka wā i hele maikaʻi ai, hoʻomake ʻo ia iā ia i loko o kona mau lua a pau a hoʻoinu iā ia me kāna pu. Pono e kuʻi ʻia kēlā nani i nā wahi a pau e hiki ai, ʻaʻole e nalo i kēlā makana.
Mmmm, hoʻopōʻino iaʻu!