Nani ka ʻoluʻolu o kona lele ʻana ma luna o kāna ʻiʻo! Ua aneane pau loa ka noonoo o ke kanaka no keia mea kupanaha, a aole au e hoole aku i ka hoohuoi ia'u iho i kahi moa pe'a nani. ʻO kēia ka wahine nā mea a pau: a me ka manamana lima, a me ka hoʻopaʻapaʻa maikaʻi loa me kahi hana pānaʻi maikaʻi me ka ʻai ʻana, maikaʻi, he wahine wahine maikaʻi wale nō, ka mea i hāʻawi i nā kāne i ka manawa e hoʻomaha ai ma hope o kahi lā paʻakikī)
ʻO kēia kekahi o kēlā mau hihia ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke haʻi inā hoʻohana kekahi i kekahi. Loaʻa i ka brunette a me ke kāne he villa, no laila, i ka wā e moe ai, pili maoli lāua, ʻaʻole kūpono kekahi i kekahi. He mea pono ke nānā aku i ka nani o ka brunette, nā hiʻohiʻona maikaʻi.
Ua hoʻoholo nā kaikuahine pāʻani ʻelua e pāʻani me ko lāua kaikuaʻana. ʻO ia ka mea e like me ka nerd me nā aniani. Loaʻa iā ia kahi dick e like me ka sledgehammer. ʻAʻole hiki ke komo i loko o kona waha. Hoʻokomo ʻo ia i ka hoahānau ma luna o kāna dick a hoʻopaʻi ikaika iā ia.